why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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