I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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