hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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