I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
