You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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