love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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