So drunk its hurt
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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