I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
i think im in europe. pls send help
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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