By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
high people should be assigned attendants
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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