dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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