If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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