"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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