We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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