I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i dont even know how to be here
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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