drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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