is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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