The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize