We got so high we made milksteak
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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