dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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