after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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