I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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