Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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