He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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