Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My vagina is officially offended.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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