we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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