If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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