people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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