There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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