I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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