Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
