I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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