MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
