He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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