He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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