This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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