Well apparently he's into motor boating.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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