I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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