yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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