Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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