Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I think a kid would responsible me up
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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