If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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