2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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