Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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