At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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