Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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