some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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