I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
