At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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