You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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