margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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