The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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