with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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