You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize
