i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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