oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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