Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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