arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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