Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
